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Feb 23rd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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“Our strong advice to anyone who disagrees with same-sex marriage is to not get...”

– Ben Summerskill, Director of Stonewall.

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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tellthekidsimokay asked: you've been in the city one day and you've already turned into a pretentious twat. 'commute'?! don't come home.

Feb 20th

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WANKER BANKER

Today on my commute to work, a city banker was playing FarmVille on his phone and listening to ‘Dirty Talk’ on full blast. It was 6.30am. It was surreal, bizarre and unethical. If he controls my finances i’m fleeing the nest to a faraway shore.

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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FUMING

I have been told by my boss for the following week to shave off my beard. Does he not know I’ve been growing this thing for 21 years? I’m wounded. I’m also 12 again.

Feb 19th

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Interviews

I have two! And i’m through to the second stage of another law firm. This time next month I may have bagged myself an internship with a job at the end of it :) This is all made so much sweeter by the fact a snake in the nearby grass is not doing this well at all. GFY…and take your 2.2 with you.

Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Had such a random night yesterday, managed to get some tickets for a charity show in my city and ended up backstage in the green room meeting the cast and at the after show party. X factor winners, a loose women and soap stars galore - better than a kick in the balls.

Feb 13th

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